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alalae:

I don’t hate school because “i’m a teenager” no i hate it because who the fuck wants to wake up at 6 in the morning and go to a place where all you feel is stupid and judged. yeah no one ok

janeturenne:

blueisacolour:

WHO SAID IT WAS OK TO POST SOMETHING THIS HORRIBLE!??!??

My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.

Because you know what.

You know what.

After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.

And who

and who

would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?

They told us it never worked again.  And that was kind of true.  They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs.  But other things, they got right.  They got the vastly delayed aging.  And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour.  And the talent for leading through example.  And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.

Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.

He’s had them since he was a little boy.

That little boy right there.

viathevoid:

bring her back

ugly:

i just fell off my bed does that count as parkour

*playing video games*
Someone: H--
Me: oMFG I died because you were talkinG
All right. Which one of you beautiful Avengers fans in this world made this.

iamthejohnno:

have-you-seen-my-haggis:

fillingnegativespace:

therainartist:

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THIS MADE ME CRY WITH JOY

This is perfection…

This is brilliant!

chiblogger:

chiblogger:

GUYS HELP SOMETHING HAS BEEN TAPPING ON MY WINDOW FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES I’M SCARED TO GO LOOK

oh my gOD

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johnnybooboo:

im waiting for you to say ‘polo’, that’s how you play the game

me: this book destroyed my life and broke my heart into a million tiny pieces
me: here read it

lets-go-lesbos:

I never actually say hi to my friends, I just make creepy faces at them from a distance.

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